Don’t ever French kiss the business lips unless you’re prepared for a world of crap.

Everyone focuses on the wrong stuff.

Drain bamage is no laughing matter. 

That’s just what we want to know tonight at 8pm EST!

No one should ever sign a contract where one party is rewarded for breaking the agreement.

Modern women take their baby factories and waxworks off the table to own the conservatives tonight at 8pm EST!

It’s totally okay for her to stack bodies while she’s in a relationship, because reasons and patriarchy.

Let’s drink up a whole barrel of leftoid tears tonight at 8pm EST!

Women want a man with a promising future. Men want a woman with a clean past. Only one of those is seen as bad. 

Your future is yours. Choose your own path. Don’t let anyone choose it for you.

If history is the greatest predictor of the future, you won’t believe what the Book of Judges tells us is coming tonight at 8pm EDT!

It’s time to explore some of the classic mistakes modern ladies are making in this long overdue episode.

Is it good or is it bad? It depends on you tonight at 8pm EDT!

If you can keep laughing in the darkest of times, you will win.

Corn stars are attempting to flex their political muscles and it’s hilarious.

When you ignore biology, you do so at your own peril.

A dude with a comically huge nose spent all his money on chicks... and they loved it.

Even good men get suckered into the fraud that is modernity.

You know your narrative is cooked when your own crotch crickets are seeing through the lies.

Don’t believe your eyes and ears. Believe the people that seek to abuse you.